Wednesday, July 11, 2007

A New Capital

11/07/07--FIRST CITY--
Today, His Sovereign Majesty issued a surprise Decree stating that the name and function of the capital city Stonerdale are to be changed. The new name, First City, is 'more representative of the Secessionist ideology of the nation and less suggestive of our British colonial past', the King said. He also changed the meaning of the capital to one of where the seat of government would sit and where the Monarch would reside.

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